Christmas – Banbury – Oxfordshire
I am busily preparing my turducken before my date arrives, when… my watch slips off inside the turkey as I’m stuffing it!
I can hear the watch ticking and try to look for it, but… OH NO, my head is stuck inside.
I try ripping it off but it’s just too tight! I’m panicking and don’t know what to do!
My doorbell rings… “it’s my date,” I mumble from inside the turducken.
She helps take it off. I’m telling her the story and how I still don’t have my watch.
“But where did it go?” she shouts.