Christmas – Banbury – Oxfordshire 

I am busily preparing my turducken before my date arrives, when… my watch slips off inside the turkey as I’m stuffing it! 

I can hear the watch ticking and try to look for it, but… OH NO, my head is stuck inside.

I try ripping it off but it’s just too tight! I’m panicking and don’t know what to do!

My doorbell rings…  “it’s my date,” I mumble from inside the turducken.

She helps take it off. I’m telling her the story and how I still don’t have my watch.

“But where did it go?” she shouts.