I’ve never seen something this frightening…
There it is, a vicious looking canine but it has the cutest brown puppy eyes… just like me? It is like a duplicate of me, the same markings and everything!
As I barked, so did the other creature. As I kicked, it did the same.
My owners say something like “Dah Blah Blah Dah,” but I don’t understand. It is almost as scary as when someone draws terrifying faces on a balloon and then taunts you with it and you try to run but can’t, because your paws just slip all over the tiles.