Oh no Dave!
It was the most frightening sound of all time. My dad had let out a humungous fart in the car. I then realised it was just my brother playing with his balloon. That was close because my dad’s farts are a force to be reckoned with, but at least I have these phenomenal brown chocolate muffins.
OH NO! It’s that noise again. My dad has really let out an abounding load and its disgusting. I’ve never smelt anything like it. It smelt like poop and socks combined? I kicked the air as I blocked my nose from the atrocious smell.