“Finally,” I exclaimed as my tummy starts to rumble as if it was a gigantic hippo burping, “FOOD, CURRY!” 

As I heap the incredibly spicy vindaloo into my mouth like there’s no tomorrow, it hits me. 

“AH!” I scream as I start to chug the most refreshing, delicious, cold milk I have ever tried. Although, never has my food or drink ever missed my mouth so much in my life.

“Oh no,” I explain worriedly as my belly turns loose and my bum starts to turn as red as a blood moon from that scrumptious, yet red hot Indian CURRY!