“Vegemite?” asks the waiter politely.
The woman gasps and glares at the waiter with disgust, “How dare you! This restaurant is in New Zealand,” she exclaims rudely.
The waiter stood with a blank look on his face.
“Don’t look at me like that, are you Australian?”
“No,” he said, “I like Marmite, and that’s that!”
The woman looked confused, her face turning red with pure embarrassment.
“Why did you offer me Vegemite then?” she demanded.
“Because it’s on the menu,” the waiter calmly explained.
The woman soon apologised for making a scene, and quietly looked back down to her menu.