As I walked across the dusty graves, I jumped in horror. A savage, beast-like man was kneeling next to a dead man, sucking blood from him. I reached for my gun but he already disappeared.  I heard sirens in the distance. 

A police officer arrived and pointed a pink donut at me and said, “ STEP AWAY FROM THE BODY!” 

He then realised his mistake and got his gun. 

I spent the rest of that painful night being questioned while people sang songs on the radio. They gave me a cup of tea to drink with a giraffe on the cup.