Ding Dong. I press the delicate doorbell that is stuck between the crisp wood. The button of the doorbell falls off and makes a thud next to my feet. Someone opens the door.

“Welcome to the inaugural World Mullet Competition. Come in.” 

I walk around for a while and in a couple of minutes, the winner gets revealed.

In the room, everyone is having a beer and enjoying a massive party.

When the party finishes I go back outside and stare at the doorbell. I kick it and wake up, it turns out it was just a very weird dream.