As I sit there completing my next move I scurry through the drawers trying to find the black rotting banana.

I jump up and down in enjoyment. I can hear the zombies coming up the stairs. I look round trying to find an escape route, but the window is smashed. I look down and see the water fountain. I jump and I hear a crack and think I’ve damaged the floor.

 The heavy equipment in my bag is slowing me down so I drop the bag, run inside, lie down on the couch and slowly fall asleep till next morning.