One night we were going hunting, and our camp was next to a tree. As we fell asleep we heard a bang.

I get up to see what it is and all I see is a massive fire on a stormy night. 

Then I hear a shout.

“I told you we should have checked the weather forecast!” 

I say to myself, “We didn’t check the weather forecast, what idiots wouldn’t check the weather forecast?”

Then all of a sudden I hear a sound. It is the sound of a roaring deer.

I get my gun out and line it up.