Blast!” says an anonymous voice. 

I then realise I’m not alone.

There is another man, dressed in the same style as my own odd outfit.

I suddenly realise that we are holding the same cloth. I pull away immediately, or at least I try to.

“Wait a minute,” I mumble, confused, “why is my hand copper?”

“Because we are statues, idiot!” the stranger exclaimed. His voice is clearly angry.

I try to back away, but try as I might my feet are glued to the ground.

It is only then that I realise that we are, in fact, living statues.