“Welcome to the super weird circus, we have lots of animals for entertaining you, let’s get on with the show!”

Today was going to be the best day of my life, I finally got to go to a circus.

The ringmaster told the audience about the coolest mutated animals in the world, including an incredible flying elephant. 

I didn’t realise they could fly. 

The elephant came out of his cage and started flying around the audience. A young child playfully squirted the elephant with his water bottle.

The elephant retaliated by spraying the child in the face with his trunk.